Guys Explained - Your Guide to the Male Mind

So You Want to Understand Men?

You're not the only one. American women from Maine to
Hawaii (and everywhere in between) spend their entire
lives trying to decipher what goes in the mind of a man.
"Why doesn't he listen?" "How can he be so inconsiderate
one day, and so sweet the next?" "What can I possibly do
to make this nightmare more livable?" You've probably
asked yourself those questions, and ones like them, ever
since you were old enough to realize there was a difference
between boys and girls.

Well, I'll let you in on a little secret: most men are selfish,
self-centered, oblivious, inconsiderate jerks at heart. They
want to invest the minimum effort in any relationship, and
far too many of them can't even remain faithful when the
opportunity presents itself. How do I know? Because I'm a
male! But I'm not here to trick you, lie to you, get you into
bed, use you, ignore your phone calls, avoid you, dump
you, and try to hook myself with your best friend. You've
already got men to do that. I'm here to answer your
questions about the American male...how he really thinks,
what he talks about behind your back, what his tricks are to
get the upper hand in the relationship; everything you need
to survive a relationship with the American male.

You may wonder why I am doing this. It's because I really
don't have many male friends...they're mostly jackasses.
Instead, my friends are female. And I have to listen to
them complain about their stupid boyfriends and husbands
all the time. I've given so much relationship advice, I feel
like a therapist. Since they tell me how valuable my
explanations are, I decided to start this web site so I could
help more women. I want you to break free of all these
losers and freaks and find the man you really want and
really deserve. He's out there, somewhere...even if you
have to train him a bit.

I've got a number of features I'll be adding to this web site
as time goes on, but for now just take a look around,
bookmark it so you can come back and enjoy the updates,
and email me with any questions you'd like answered. I
won't use your real name, don't worry. Whatever you want
to ask, there are probably a lot more women out there with
the same questions. Don't be shy...I bet I'm one of the only
men you interact with today who won't lie to you!